bad tng au: instead of playing poker, the crew have weekly dnd sessions. riker dms
geordi is a bard and has a ridiculously high charisma stat. he hits on npcs with such stunning irl charm that even riker is impressed. nobody understands why he can’t use the same charm with actual human interaction, including geordi himself
data is the WORST backseat dm-er, contesting even the slightest misstep of rules. “actually, it would be athletics” “data pls my acrobatics is so high”